What up fools? Well, the daveymiester (Davey D, RapMasterFlex, Beastie Boy Number 4, The Great White Hope, The Dentist) makes his return on a foggy day where the Mendo Frolf Club (opps, I mean the MCFC) decided to mix things up and play a B round. What balls! I love it! I love it so much I am actually posting on the day of of the match...who won last week? I don't know because people are too lazy to flex their finger muscles...I am looking for some agression and for people to at least to tell me to fuck off (I might regret this tomorrow). Question? Was this the first time tourney played other than "A" course? We voted on this a while ago and now we are fruiting this objecive...once again-I LOVE IT! By the way where is the number 2 tag...oh, Dirka has it and probably won't be showing his face for a while. Dirka, my gimpy self with my gimpy arm officially challenges you on the interweb? BAM, let it be known...I want that number 2 tag.
Anyways, on to the frolf! My card consisted of: Moi (french for me), Dizzle Dog (Slang for Nate), J-Clapp, and Craig. J-Clapp and I were battling the whole match while Nate Dog knocked down 2 - 70 foot putts but somehow managed to shoot over his handicap (but had the 2 best shots of our card). I eeeeked out Clapp by 2 strokes shooting a respectable even round for my first round back from a gnarley rotator cuff/shoulder/arm injury. J (fresh off an injuruy but before that WORLDS MASTERS TOUR) shot a 2 up (1 over his handicap) took our card and 3rd place.
The real story here is Mr. B-Weather Starksalot Parkwheather who shot an impressive 2 under...winning the tourney and tieing our very own pro player Hemsalot Hemweather. Nice win BcourseWeather!
The other real story here is who is playing in next week's BOONTFLING?
I love y'all! It's good to be back!
daveyrockingthemendocinocoaststein
Can someone put the scores on the blog and maybe a picture of Parksinallweathers? LOVE!
ReplyDeleteDTS
fuck off
ReplyDeleteMy views are fully summarized by my dear friend Ryan.
ReplyDeleteAlso, you're barking up the wrong tree about the #2 tag boy-o.
Ok now I get it. Fuck off David. Hey I cannot find the schedule for the boontfling anywhere online. Anyone? What time does the first round start on Saturday? Sunday???
ReplyDeletehelp.
Matthew
Two weeks late- here are the scores for the b-course sunday tourney-(non-handi)-
ReplyDeleteNate +13
David 0
craig +10
Jason +2
Vince +7
Jeremy +11
Hawk +14
AJ +8
Ryan +4
Matthew -2
Gregg +5
Chris +6
whip +15
Erin -2
Jim +2
Brady 0
Some interesting notes-
I was the only player to shoot below handi.
Chris, jason and brady were the only players to come close none of whom play the b-course often. It seems that the players with really high or really low handis suffered, while those around even who shot well were in the mix.
-Parks